an angry black woman

Sup I'm Taly.
I like drawing and storytelling and beautiful humans and cats and human rights and having a vagina.
My blog can get NSFW ...?? I don't know how many naked bodies will pop up here honestly they sometimes just do whoops

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cafemusaiin:

im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.

deducingneville:

whereforeartthouwolves:

hogwartskidsproblems:

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

I just

I

my heart

ow

Very sneaky costume department

Very

Sneaky.

lordsteeb:

lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps  

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

nomadamsterdam:

Ottawa-raised Somali sisters Ilwad Elman, 23, and Iman Elman, 21, pose inside the Elman Peace Centre, a rape crisis shelter in Mogadishu. Ilwad works at the centre, while Iman is a commander in the Somali military leading a battalion of 90 men.  

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

pondermoofin:

francisarchibald:

slay-z:

cynique:

demonicdjkitty:

oh my

oh my god

holy fuck

Pocahotness

HNNNNNGH *o*

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

myboringlittleworld:

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

Being overpowered by your child

Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

Being attacked by your spouse

Depression and attempted suicide

Threat of miscarriage

Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

It’s demographic has never been kids, it’s always been teens and young adults, op, where’ve you been

rioiwasaki:

lookin 4 a rich hot dude to marry so i dont have to graduate or get a job 

areyouahauntedpotato:

wildcosmia:

weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:

Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.

lemon whores stealing lemons

I’m like 90% sure they just sat those actors down and told them to talk about how much they liked lemons until their next cue. You can practically see them internally cracking up about the shit they’re saying. ”Hey hasn’t it been about ten seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?”